He looks grumpy. He is grumpy. And he’ll stand between you and anything that tries to make you feel small.
Stouthorn protects the weak, stands up to bullies, and outsmarts monsters. Under the scowl and the argyle sweater beats a heart of gold. Wear him for protection. Everyone deserves someone in their corner.
Available in Heather Gray, Stone, and White
©Macaulay Woods Studio 2026
Product Description
Stanley/Stella Blaster 2.0 Unisex Organic High Neck Blaster T-shirt
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton
content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
He looks grumpy. He is grumpy. And he’ll stand between you and anything that tries to make you feel small.
Stouthorn protects the weak, stands up to bullies, and outsmarts monsters. Under the scowl and the argyle sweater beats a heart of gold. Wear him for protection. Everyone deserves someone in their corner.
Available in Heather Gray, Stone, and White
©Macaulay Woods Studio 2026
Product Description
Stanley/Stella Blaster 2.0 Unisex Organic High Neck Blaster T-shirt
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton
content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
